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May dalawang preso nag paplanong tumakas..

preso 1: tol alam ko na kung pano tayo tatakas!..

preso 2:pano, eh mahigpit ang siguridad dito!?

preso 1:sirain natin yung lock tapus tumakas na tayu!!!

preso 2:oo nga ang galing mo!!

         makalipas ang ilang sandali………

preso 2:panu yan ‘di naka lock …?

preso 1:napaka slow mo talaga… i-lock mo tapos saka mo sirain.. 

        NAPAKA SLOW MO  AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

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Teacher : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at Home.

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Especially when they’re asleep.

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Matalino: Buti ka pa tanggap. Ano ba ginawa mo?
Bobo: Wala lang! Nung nag-fill up ako ng form, nilagay ko sa sex, “Sure why not?”

yanilavign3:

(Source: popping-popcorn)

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yanilavign3:

• MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.
• SPORT: I have a Wii.
• SPANISH: I watch Dora.
• ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)
• MATH: That’s why we have calculators.
• GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe.
• HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway.

See?

(Source: misskatrinarose)

bkAs nA bdAy kU . ^___^