$$ bOrn tO bE awEsOme $$

SLOW MO.

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:42:29 -0400

May dalawang preso nag paplanong tumakas..

preso 1: tol alam ko na kung pano tayo tatakas!..

preso 2:pano, eh mahigpit ang siguridad dito!?

preso 1:sirain natin yung lock tapus tumakas na tayu!!!

preso 2:oo nga ang galing mo!!

makalipas ang ilang sandali………

preso 2:panu yan ‘di naka lock …?

preso 1:napaka slow mo talaga… i-lock mo tapos saka mo sirain..

NAPAKA SLOW MO AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Ang mga taong di photogenic at di magawang maganda/gwapo sa picture laging suggest "WACKY!!!!! dali WACKY TAYO!!!

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:41:07 -0400

That's right student.

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:40:56 -0400

yanilavign3:

Teacher : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at Home.

I love my family...

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:40:22 -0400

yanilavign3:

Especially when they’re asleep.

2 girls appying for work: 1 matalino at 1 bobo..

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:40:15 -0400

yanilavign3:

Matalino: Buti ka pa tanggap. Ano ba ginawa mo?
Bobo: Wala lang! Nung nag-fill up ako ng form, nilagay ko sa sex, “Sure why not?”

When I was a kid, 69 was just a number. o.O

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:39:31 -0400

yanilavign3:

I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:38:33 -0400

yanilavign3:

SCHOOL IS UNNECESSARY BECAUSE:

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:38:08 -0400

yanilavign3:

MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.

SPORT: I have a Wii.

SPANISH: I watch Dora.

ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)

MATH: That’s why we have calculators.

GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe.

HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway.

See?

Smoking a Cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes , Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. A laughing Smoker never dies!

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:38:02 -0400

ahmmm.

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:00:04 -0400

bkAs nA bdAy kU . ^___^

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Thu, 30 Sep 2010 04:25:27 -0400

ahmmm.

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 07:24:05 -0400

myA kUnTi pUntA nAh kMi sT.pAuL . prAy .

like this .

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 07:09:04 -0400

like this .

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Sun, 12 Sep 2010 10:13:21 -0400

nivrEhk . ^__^

Take my hand; take my heart, take me anywhere you are, When i’m losing my mind, and the...

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 22:46:38 -0400

Take my hand; take my heart, take me anywhere you are, When i’m losing my mind, and the madness just wont stop, i think about you, i think about me,
i think about us, Together.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 22:45:00 -0400

NOTE:

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 22:43:52 -0400

~~A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.~~

kpgOd . hMmmmm…………….

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 09:02:28 -0400

kpgOd . hMmmmm…………….

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:38:35 -0400

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